So, there I am. I’m reading. Reading Iike no one’s ever read before. One of the best readers ever, they say. No one’s ever read before me. And I’m breathing while I’m reading. Very hard to do, reading and breathing. I go in and I go out. Sometimes I go in twice. Very hard to do. Breathing. Twice But you gotta go out. Never forget to go out. Lincoln forgot to go out and it killed him. Read the “Something” Address. Forgot to go out. Dead, right there. Worst address ever.
Domino's is a long way from Freddie's or Rocco's...if you think Jackson was bad, don't analyze Teddy Roosevelt and his treatment of American Indians...you might climb Mt Rushmore to sandblast his mug off the stone ( which was stolen from Lakota) ...North By Northwest reference... Barton Fink skewers Faulkner nicely.
Wow, Wow, Wowee! These are some humdingers. However, as a suburbanite, I must agree on one point --If an illegal immigrant knocks on my door and asks to use my kitchen I probably would not let them in.
Great. A contest between two candidates who can't finish a sentence. One candidate is often unable to complete a sentence without mumbling and the other can't complete a sentence because he doesn't want to or even worse, doesn't know how to.....
It's terrifying.
Saw this on FB with pic of Biden: He's not the lesser of two evils. He's the far better human and it's not even close.
So, there I am. I’m reading. Reading Iike no one’s ever read before. One of the best readers ever, they say. No one’s ever read before me. And I’m breathing while I’m reading. Very hard to do, reading and breathing. I go in and I go out. Sometimes I go in twice. Very hard to do. Breathing. Twice But you gotta go out. Never forget to go out. Lincoln forgot to go out and it killed him. Read the “Something” Address. Forgot to go out. Dead, right there. Worst address ever.
Great column. My favorite quote - "thoughts as organized as frogs in a wheelbarrow."
You gotta way with words, Russ. :-)
To quote Trump (2016, 2020): “Sad!”
Domino's is a long way from Freddie's or Rocco's...if you think Jackson was bad, don't analyze Teddy Roosevelt and his treatment of American Indians...you might climb Mt Rushmore to sandblast his mug off the stone ( which was stolen from Lakota) ...North By Northwest reference... Barton Fink skewers Faulkner nicely.
Shockingly horrifying.
Wow, Wow, Wowee! These are some humdingers. However, as a suburbanite, I must agree on one point --If an illegal immigrant knocks on my door and asks to use my kitchen I probably would not let them in.
Great. A contest between two candidates who can't finish a sentence. One candidate is often unable to complete a sentence without mumbling and the other can't complete a sentence because he doesn't want to or even worse, doesn't know how to.....
Buffoon, buffoon, buffoon!
I agree, Russ! This man is truly demented.