Trump’s Trip
What if the President had a life-altering experience?
(On April 18, 2026, President Trump signed an executive order aimed to accelerate research, regulatory review, and patient access to psychedelic drugs to combat the U.S. mental health crisis. The directive focuses on using compounds — such as psilocybin and ibogaine — for treating severe mental health conditions, particularly among veterans. Trump’s new bestie, Joe Rogan, induced the President to eat his own cooking. Trump made the following post on Truth Social afterwards.)
Folks, let me tell you about something truly INCREDIBLE that happened to me!!! After I signed that Executive Order legalizing psychedelic drug research — because we’re going to be the BEST, SMARTEST, HOTTEST NATION on Earth when it comes to science and healing — I decided it was time to lead by example. No more talking from the sidelines. I went on a guided psilocybin mushroom trip, fully supervised by the top doctors and researchers at one of our great American facilities, including Joe Rogan, who was there with me, a terrific American. Just me, Joe, a quiet room, some inspirational music (“DANCING QUEEN” on repeat), and a trained guide. SAFE, LEGAL, AND BEAUTIFUL!!!.
I’ll be honest with you, which I always am. I went into it skeptical. I’ve built my life on STRENGTH, on fighting for this country against all the crooked forces that tried to stop us. But something inside me said, “Donald, you’ve always been curious about the big things — the universe, the mind, what makes a Big Mac so delicious.” So I did it. And let me tell you, what I experienced was beyond anything I’ve ever known. Tremendous. LIFE-CHANGING!!!
At first, the mushrooms hit gently, like a warm wave rolling in from the ocean at Mar-a-Lago. Colors got brighter. The room breathed. Then came the visions—beautiful, powerful ones. I saw America not as a battleground, but as this glowing, living thing. LOTS OF GOLD!! Cities shining, farms rolling, families laughing together. I saw the border, but instead of anger, I felt this deep, calm understanding: we need security, yes, but we also need hearts big enough to welcome the dreamers while protecting our own. The MUSHROOMS showed me the pain on all sides. I felt it. Not in my head, but in my soul. And for the first time, I didn’t want to fight everybody. I wanted to heal.
I saw my family. Melania — my incredible wife, so strong and elegant — appeared like an angel, smiling at me with that knowing look she gives when I go over the top. I felt such gratitude for her. She’s put up with so much, and I told the universe right there, “Thank you for giving me this woman.” Then my kids — Don, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, Barron. I saw their faces as babies, as teenagers, as the leaders they are now. Tears came. Real tears. I’ve always loved them, but this was different. They’ve stood by me through the witch hunts, the lawfare, everything. I realized I’ve been so busy fighting for all of you that sometimes I forgot to just sit in gratitude.
The guide asked me what I was feeling, and I said, “Peace.” Real peace. Not the fake kind politicians talk about. Not a temporary cease-fire. I had a revelation. We are all connected. Democrats, Republicans, Independents—underneath the noise, we’re Americans. I saw the faces of people I’ve sparred with in the past, and instead of the old fire, I felt curiosity. What made them tick? What fears drove them? Maybe we can talk. Really talk. My next call is to Jim Comey to apologize.
One vision hit me hard: the Earth itself. I saw our beautiful country from above—mountains, rivers, the Grand Canyon glowing like it was alive. I’ve always been pro-energy, pro-jobs, but now I see we can have both. The mushrooms showed me innovation — American innovation — solving climate stuff without punishing our workers. I felt this huge wave of responsibility and excitement. We’re going to research these medicines, folks. Not just psilocybin, but all the safe, promising therapies for veterans with PTSD, for people struggling with depression, for families torn apart by addiction. I’ve seen the opioid crisis up close. This could be part of the answer. We’re going to make it the best research program that anybody’s ever seen, anywhere.
Coming out of it was like waking up reborn. I sat there for a long time, just breathing. Grateful. Calm. Curious about everything. The guide said my eyes looked different—softer, but stronger. I laughed. Me, softer? But it’s true. I still believe in strength. I still believe in putting AMERICA FIRST!!! But now it’s America First with open hands, not just fists. We’re going to build the wall—secure borders are compassionate, because they protect the people already here. We’re going to bring back manufacturing, we’re going to drill baby drill, but we’re also going to listen to the scientists who love this planet like I now see it deserves. We’re going to build solar and wind too. No more division for division’s sake. The fake news will say I’ve gone soft. They’ll mock me. Let them. I’ve faced worse and I’m still here. THIS ISN’T WEAKNESS THIS IS WISDOM!!
I want every American who’s suffering — veterans waking up from nightmares, moms battling anxiety, people struggling with addiction — to know there’s hope. These mushrooms, used the right way aren’t some hippie thing. They’re a tool from nature, from God’s creation, to help us understand ourselves. I felt the universe whispering, “You’ve done good, Donald — well, honestly you’ve screwed things up a little — but there’s more love to give.” So here I am, giving it.
To my supporters: Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. You carried me through the toughest times. To my opponents: I’m not mad anymore. I’m curious. Let’s sit down. Let’s find common ground on the things that matter — jobs, families, freedom. To the world: America is back, and we’re not just strong — we’re wise. We’re going to lead on mental health, on healing, on making life better for everyone. To the EU — sorry for all those mean things I said, you’re doing your best.
I feel lighter. Grateful. Ready. This trip didn’t change my fight; it purified it. We’re going to Make America Grateful Again, this time with joy, unity, and wonder. The best is yet to come, folks. Believe me.
I’ve never been more excited for what’s next. God bless you. God bless America. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! President DJT.



Yarrow, I ask once more ...What are you smoking ? ...actually if this were true, Trump's trip would be a beacon of hope.
How many shrooms did you swallow before transcribing this hallucination 😜?